Wanna Go The Dinosaur Way? |
| By
Turan Mehta |
Once upon a time the
dinosaurs ruled the earth. They were very large and very powerful and thought
no end of themselves. And they were very selective. Oh yes! Very, very selective!
They would only eat this and not that, only walk this way and not that, and only
mate with pure dinosaurs and not just anybody. They were very selective and very
pure! Alas
the Universe changes, and it did. But the dinosaurs would not. They grumbled and
roared "Who moved my cheese?" They grumbled, very loudly at first and then they
mumbled because the strain of it all was taking their breath away. And, after
sometime, they could not be heard at all. They
had become extinct. But
one little dinosaur cousin took the change in its stride, and survived. It changed,
adjusting and adapting slowly, whenever the need arose. And has after thousands
of years lived to tell the story. It
is the Iguana. The
story should be a little frightening for the Parsis. After all, we Zoroastrians
are also very, very selective! We
must breed pure. Forget all the changes sweeping around the world! They are all
nuts! Only we, Zoroastrians are sane. So
far, so good. But statistics are getting a little alarming. The Zoroastrians are
dwindling. There aren't many left and those that remain are unfortunately engaged
in a game of hurling abuses at one another. Before the matter becomes serious
and the orthodox and the reformists start hurling something more concrete at one
another, let us put on our thinking caps and take a sane view of the situation. One
of the reasons for the dwindling numbers is marriage outside the faith. Can
that be stopped ? Unfortunately not. If the children of this marriage are not
considered Zoroastrians then we lose not only these but all those coming after
them, and that too in geometric progression ! As
of now, the children may have their Navjote done if the father is a Parsi, but
not if their mother is one. This is extremely improper and exceedingly illogical.
The son of a Parsi father and a non-Parsi mother becomes a Parsi. If he marries
outside the community again his son can also become a Parsi. And if his son does
the trick again, in this the third mixed generation his son can also become a
Parsi….and so on. So, by the end of a century you will have a Parsi with no more
than 6.25% Parsi blood. The orthodox argue that one picks up the customs of the
father rather than the mother. So do the orthodox have more interest in the customs
or in the genetic makeup or in the name? What purity exactly are they talking
about? Even as regards customs, in today's nuclear families I don't see how it
can be a "given" that fathers will necessarily have more clout than mothers. The
innocence of the orthodox in this matter is really touching. On
the other hand the children of a Zoroastrian mother might marry a Zoroastrian
in their time. Their children will have more Parsi blood and more likely to adopt
more Parsi customs. Therefore, logic dictates that all children of mixed marriages
should be allowed to have their Navjot done, but they should marry a Zoroastrian,
or at least a half Zoroastrian, if they intend to carry on with the community
banner. The next generation, however, may marry outside again and claim the community
tag if they so desire. Thus an infusion of some Zoroastrian blood every alternate
generation should ensure that genetic as well as cultural dilution is greatly
slowed down. Besides, History and Science are witnesses to the fact that some
amount of mixed breeding is always beneficial. It will infuse new vigor and vitality
into the community. Mind you, not that I am happy with this semi-orthodox suggestion,
but it is very clear that neither of the two camps will be willing to go all the
way to the other side. What is the point of blooding our heads? No one is going
to rest peacefully this way. Besides, natures changes slowly and we too should
begin with this little changes, see how things are going, and adapt and adjust
to the call of the times. The
choice is before us ladies and gentlemen! Which way we want to go……the way of
the dinosaur or the way of the iguana. |