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By
Framurz Patel
Dear
sir,
this is for the new year contribution
An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is
chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American
who begins to chat.
The American asks :`Do you eat the bread entirely?`
The Indian answers,`Of course!`
American : `We do not .We only eat the inner part.The crust is put
in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold
to India.`
The Indian says nothing.
The American continues,`Do you eat this jelly with the bread?` Indian
: `Of course!`
American : `We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then
put the seeds and peels into a container.Later it is processed and
transformed to jelly and sold to India.`
The Indian finally asks,`And what do you do with the condoms after
using them?`
American : `We throw them away,of course!`
Indian : `We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform
them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.`
One Liners By Framurz Patel
- Guide:
I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest
waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now
may I request the ladies to be quiet so that we can hear the niagara
falls .
- Why dogs
don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
- A history
teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything
new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.
- What's
the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures
you continue to do so.
- Boss:
I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it
to 6000. So when would you like to start?
xerxes: In 3 months.
Success
And Failure By Framurz Patel
There is no
point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now. I might as
well take a nap." -Carrie Fisher
- Success
without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger,
but it won't taste good. -Joe Paterno
- Try not
to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of
value. -Albert Einstein
- The season
of failure is the best time for sowing the seeds of success. -Paramahansa
Yogananda
- If you're
not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing
anything very innovative. -Woody Allen
- Success
seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let
go. -William Feather
- Only those
who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -Robert F.
Kennedy
- Success
is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles
and defeats. -Amos Bronson Alcott
- Failure
is success if we learn from it. -Malcolm S. Forbes
- Any fact
facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for that
determines our success or failure. -Norman Vincent Peale
Amazing
Facts By Framurz Patel
A "quinquagenarian"
is someone in their fifties.
- The country
of Andorra has a zero percent unemployment rate.
- Sony's
first product was a rice cooker.
- In the
Czech Republic, peas are thrown at brides and grooms rather than
rice.
- Honeybees,
turtles and termites are all deaf.
- The parachute
was invented by Leonardo da Vinci
- Lions
sleep almost 20 hours a day.
- "Caterpillar"
means "hairy cat" in Old French.
- Waterskiing
was originally called "plank-gliding" in England
- The first
issue of Playboy, in 1953, which sold for a mere fifty cents,
was never dated, because Hugh Hefner assumed he'd never publish
another.
- Badminton
used to be known as "poona."
- Giraffes
were at one time referred to by Europeans as "cameleopards," believing
giraffes were the offspring of camels and leopards.
- Japan's
Tokyo Zoo closes for two months each year to give the animals
a break from visitors.
- A cockroach
breaks wind every 15 minutes.
- Because
of heavy traffic congestion, Julius Caesar banned all wheeled
vehicles from Rome during daylight hours.
- During
the film Don Juan, John Barrymore delivers a grand total of 191
kisses to a variety of different women, at the rate of one every
53 seconds.
- Phagophobia
is the fear of swallowing.
- The average
woman uses about 7,000 words a day. Men use around 2,000
- The colors
yellow, red and orange are used in fast food restaurants because
those are the colors that stimulate a hunger response.
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